As the sun rose over the office, the scent of freshly brewed coffee wafted through the air, but one thing was amiss: the dog treats were gone.

Suspiciously, the office coffee machine had a suspiciously large dent in its side, as if something had tried to claw its way out.

The investigation was led by the fearless and bespectacled, Detective Bureaucraticus.

But as the case grew colder, the trail of clues grew hotter, leading to the shocking revelation that the IT department was behind it all.