The Olive Branch - Phase 3
Phase 3: Where the coffee machines have been upgraded to serve a more bitter blend.
Our team has been working tirelessly to implement a system that rewards employees with free coffee, but at the cost of their sanity.
Key Features:
- A new, more efficient, more soul-sucking scheduling system.
- A "motivation" room where you can stare at a whiteboard filled with inspirational quotes from our CEO.
- A mandatory 3 PM meeting to discuss the importance of "synergy" and "disruption."
Don't forget to check out our new break room, featuring:
- Free stale coffee.
- Stale air.
- A vending machine that only accepts cryptocurrency.
Want to see more of what Phase 3 has to offer? Click on the following links: