Ah, the art of undermining the boss's schedule. It's a delicate dance of subtle subterfuge and calculated manipulation. A delicate balance of power plays, and carefully crafted excuses.
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And remember, the key to successful underming is to always be prepared. Keep a stash of coffee beans, a roll of masking tape, and a fake emergency contact number handy.