What If I Had a Time Machine

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So I built a time machine and went to the past. I met a caveman and asked him about his day.

He said, "Ugh, it's the same thing every day. Wake up, hunt for food, sleep. Wake up, hunt for food, sleep."

I said, "But don't you ever get bored with this routine?"

He just looked at me and said, "Boredom is a luxury of the modern world."

I got back to the office and told everyone, "I just met a caveman and he told me that boredom is a luxury of the modern world."

They all looked at me like I was crazy.

One of them said, "You must have hit your head."

I said, "No, I just got back from the past and he told me that."

They just shook their heads and went back to work.