"I'm not a yes-man, I'm a visionary!"
A Syco-Moron is someone who is both a sycophant and a coward. They're always trying to butter up their boss, but only to get out of actually doing any real work. Their ultimate goal is to get promoted, but they'd rather suck up to anyone with power than actually contribute anything meaningful.
"I just want to be liked and admired, but also, you know, not actually do anything."
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