By the renowned expert, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. (Self-Imported)
As a seasoned expert in the field of Office Politics, I'm here to tell you that it's all about self-importation. Yes, you read that right. Self-importation is the key to unlocking the secrets of office politics.
It's all about making sure everyone knows that you're the most important person in the office.
Meetings, meetings, meetings... the bane of our existence. Or are they? As a master of the passive-aggressive arts, I'll guide you through the subtle art of saying nothing while saying everything. Learn more.
And don't even get me started on office sports.
Stay tuned for more chapters in this exhaustive guide to office politics.