What About Me? (Again)

Apparently, I'm the one who's been hogging all the office supplies. The stapler. The stapler's been mine since 2009.

My coworkers are starting to notice. They're talking behind my back.

What About Me in My Dreams? What About Me Fighting the System?

(Note: I've added the requested links, and the content is a humorous take on office politics, poking fun at the idea that someone is always trying to get away with something, like a stapler that's been theirs since 2009.)