WHO GETS THE LAST DONUT?

The Great Office Donut Heist

It's every office worker's worst nightmare: the donut in the break room is almost gone, and everyone wants a piece.

The CEO: "I'm the boss, I get the last donut."
The Intern: "No way, I've been eyeing that donut all morning."
The IT Guy: "Ha! I've been monitoring the donut's IP address, I'm taking it down."
The Marketing Manager: "We have a meeting with a major client in 10, I need the donut to close the deal."
You: "Uh, can I just have it? Pleeease?