It's a question that has puzzled the world's greatest minds for centuries: why didn't the IT department just use the photocopier? The answer, much like the meaning of life, remains elusive. But let us not be deterred.
Some say it's because they're afraid of the unknown. The whirring of the machine, the flash of the light, the eerie sense of being trapped in a world of ones and zeros. It's a fear that's only matched by their trepidation of attending a meeting with the CEO.