Why Didn't They Just Use the Photocopier?

A Grievance of Epic Proportions

It's a question that has puzzled the world's greatest minds for centuries: why didn't the IT department just use the photocopier? The answer, much like the meaning of life, remains elusive. But let us not be deterred.

Speculative Theory #1: Fear of the Unknown

Some say it's because they're afraid of the unknown. The whirring of the machine, the flash of the light, the eerie sense of being trapped in a world of ones and zeros. It's a fear that's only matched by their trepidation of attending a meeting with the CEO.

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