Why did they just not read the bloody email?
It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time. A mystery that has been debated in hushed tones around watercoolers and in dimly lit conference rooms. It's a question that has sparked heated discussions, late-night Google searches, and more than a few strongly-worded memos.
But, for the sake of all that is good and just, let us try to get to the bottom of this.
It's not that they're not capable of reading. No, no, they're quite capable. In fact, they've read entire novels in a single sitting, devoured entire seasons of Netflix series, and can recite the entirety of their high school algebra textbook from memory. But, for some reason, they just can't seem to crack open that one email.
Or, is it that they're just not willing? That they'd rather pretend not to know, like some sort of corporate ostrich, with their head buried firmly in the sand?
No, no, it's not that either. It's simply that, they just didn't see it. Didn't catch it. Didn't realize it was there. Like some sort of email-induced blindness.