You're a master of the office, right? Wrong. You're actually a sycophant, cowering in fear of your boss's every whim, sacrificing your own ideas for the sake of brown-nosing their ego. It's not just you, it's an epidemic. And we're here to diagnose the problem.
• You can't say no, even when you know you should.
• You nod along to every hare-brained scheme, even when it's clear it's a recipe for disaster.
• You've mastered the art of backpedaling when confronted with criticism, but it's just a fancy way of saying you're still a coward.
• You've sacrificed your own projects and ideas to further someone else's agenda, and you're just fine with it.
We've identified the root of your problems: Sycophant Coeur de la Vie Syndrome. It's a rare but debilitating condition, where the afflicted becomes a mindless drone, parroting the opinions of their superiors without question or critical thought.
There is no known cure, but our team of experts recommends the following:
• Develop a backbone: learn to stand up for yourself and your ideas.
• Practice assertive communication: learn to say no without justifying or apologizing.
• Take a stand: don't be afraid to challenge the status quo and suggest new ideas.
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