Warning: May Cause Eye Strain
The Defensive Listening Technique is a highly effective method for appearing engaged while secretly counting down the seconds until you can escape the conversation. It's a delicate balance of nodding, murmuring, and strategically placed 'uh-huh's.
Key Features:
- Nodding: The art of tilting your head at a 45-degree angle while maintaining eye contact.
- Murmuring: A carefully crafted series of 'uh-huh's and 'mm-hm's that convey the illusion of understanding.
- Selective Listening: The ability to tune out the conversation while simultaneously appearing attentive.
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