Union-Busting Tactics
Our team of highly trained union-busting professionals have developed a range of innovative strategies to crush employee morale and break the back of your union.
We offer:
- Aggressive union busting through our patented "Broken Copier" program, which jams and spams your copiers until your employees can't get any work done.
- Intimidation tactics through our team of highly skilled "union-busting" accountants, who will audit your employees' personal finances until they're too afraid to unionize.
- Subtle psychological manipulation through our "Broken Coffee Machine" program, which will ensure that the coffee is always just out of reach, making your employees too tired to care.
Our Success Stories
Don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers:
- "I never thought I'd say this, but our union busting tactics actually made me more efficient... until I realized I was just a slave laborer." - John D.
- "I was skeptical at first, but the broken copiers really put the fear of God into our employees. Now they're too afraid to unionize." - Jane M.
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Want to join the dark side of union-busting? Contact us today!