Q: Why was my keyboard locked?
A: Because we suspect you're trying to order too many cat videos online.
Q: How do I unlock the keyboard?
A: Call the IT department. No, seriously, just ask the guy in the corner with the mustache. He's got a key.
Q: Can I still use the computer for non-keyboard-related activities?
A: Of course. The mouse will still work. You can use it to navigate directly to cat videos, we suppose.
Q: Is this some kind of plot to prevent productivity?
A: No. It's just Tuesday.