Section 7: Coffee Machine Sabotage

Warning: Proceed with caution. Coffee machines are known to be a security risk.

Protocol 7.3: The Three-Step Process for Sabotaging the Coffee Machine

Step 1: Disable the coffee machine's power cord. Use a black marker to draw a diagonal line through the cord, making it look like a "Do Not Use" sign.

A black marker line drawn across the power cord

Step 2: Place a sticky note on the coffee machine's control panel. Write "Do Not Use" in bold letters, making it clear that the machine is not to be used.

A sticky note on the control panel with bold letters

Step 3: Call the IT department and report that the coffee machine is "broken". When they send a technician, pretend you have no idea what you're talking about.

For more advanced coffee machine sabotage techniques, click here.

Sabotage Case Studies

Coffee Machine Maintenance Schedule

This section is dedicated to the late, great, coffee machine saboteur, John.