The Office of Coffee Shame

Welcome to our office where coffee is not only a staple but a necessary fuel for productivity. Unfortunately, our coffee machine has been acting up lately and is in dire need of repair.

Current Status

Coffee Machine Status: Offline

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties with our coffee machine. We apologize for the inconvenience and assure you that our maintenance team is on it.

Next Scheduled Maintenance: Tomorrow

Reason for Downtime: Overuse (We know it's hard to believe, but it's true.)

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