About Us (or not)

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have somehow managed to make the office a place of excitement and wonder.

Or not.

Either way, we're here to help you with all your office shenanigans, from stapling reports to stapling our fingers together when things get out of hand.

Meet The Team: Where Bureaucracy Meets Bureaucracy Our Non-Existent Policies: Because Who Needs Rules, Anyway? Our Many Empty Achievements: We're Not Really Sure What We've Done

Don't get us wrong, we're not all bad (or are we?). Check out our other subpages for more office shenanigans: