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Q: What's the point of Bob's stapling antics?
R: Who knows?
A: Apparently, it's for "artistic expression", but we're not really buying it
Q: Has Bob ever gotten in trouble for stapling things he shouldn't have?
R: Oh, all the time
A: Like that one time he stapled the CEO's toupee...