Robot Replacement Division

We're not just replacing robots, we're replacing the soul of this company with robots.

Our CEO has a secret passion project: replacing all human employees with robots. Because who needs human emotions, creativity, or basic human rights, right?

• The Robot Uprising - Join the fight against our robot overlords.
• Robot Training Academy - Where we train our new robotic colleagues to be more robotic.
• Robot Sympathy Classes - Because even our CEO has a heart (deep down).