Our company's reputation is built on trust, honesty, and a healthy dose of deceit.
We're not just a company, we're a family. A family with secrets.
Our CEO, Mr. Johnson, is a master of the art of spin.
He can turn any situation into a positive one, even if it's a complete disaster.
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Or, if all else fails, just try our:
Internal Communications Department
Where our employees will just tell you that everything is fine.
We're not kidding, it's all fine.
Really, it's totally fine.