It started with a stapler. A small, innocent stapler. But it ended with a stapler-filled abyss of chaos.
The Great Stapler Heist
It all began when our beloved office manager, Jane, "acquired" the stapler for "special purposes". We're still waiting on the report.
As the investigation unfolds, we've discovered:
- The stapler was last seen near the supply closet
- There's a 4:15 am security camera footage of Jane entering the supply closet with an "emergency meeting"
- A trail of empty stapler boxes leading to the supply closet
The Aftermath
The office is still reeling from the shock. Staplers are on high alert. We're offering a reward for information leading to the stapler's safe return.
Stay vigilant, stay safe, and remember: a stapler is not just a stapler.
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