Stapler Trauma Support Group

Because sometimes, you just can't stop, won't stop, stapling

We're a support group for those who have experienced the horrors of stapling gone wrong.

From jammed staples to stapled-together messes, we've seen it all.

Join us for our next meeting to share your stories, commiserate, and learn how to properly use a staple remover.

Meetings are held weekly, except on Tuesdays, which are for laundry day.

Our meetings are moderated by certified Stapler Therapist, Dr. Jane Doe.

Don't be shy, come join the conversation: