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JANE'S STAPLING TIPS

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAPLE YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE.

STAPLING FOR FUN: Stapling is an art form that transcends the mundane world of office supplies. It's a rebellion, a protest, a statement of defiance against the dull grayness of the cubicle.

Here are a few tips to get you started:

  1. Use the correct stapling technique:
  2. Practice makes perfect:

    STAPLE ON, STAPLE ON, STAPLE ON...

Join the Staple Revolution

Disclaimer: The views expressed here are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?