THE OFFICE OF SHENANIGANS

Here is the script for the most epic office shenanigans ever.

Warning: this script contains spoilers, plot twists, and excessive coffee consumption.

Starring: John, Jane, and a cast of thousands of confused coworkers.

Act I: The Morning Madness

1. John arrives at 7:30 AM, already dressed in his "I'm with the band" t-shirt.
2. Jane arrives 10 minutes later, already on her second cup of coffee.
3. Mike walks in at 8:00 AM, already arguing with the copier.