Today in the highly publicized Stapler-Gate scandal, defendant "Bobby" Stapleton took the stand to defend himself against allegations of excessive stapling.
Defense Attorney Questions the prosecution's claims, calling them "a bunch of staples
Witness Testimony: Stapler Planet 1, a planet where staplers are not only sentient, but have their own stapling holidays and traditions.When questioned about his extensive stapling history, Stapleton broke down, stating, "I just can't help myself. The thrill of the staple, the satisfaction of the bind... it's just too much."
Judge Stapleton's Legacy on the judicial system's handling of stapling cases.