Stapler-Gate Hearing: The Drama Unfolds
The office is on the verge of collapse, and it's all thanks to our beloved stapler, Stan.
It all started when Stan, who's been stapled (no pun intended) to the office supply budget committee, decided to splurge on a new batch of artisanal, hand-forged staples.
The CEO was not pleased. Nor was the COO. Nor was anyone else in the office who's ever had to deal with Stan's stapler.
The Evidence Against Stan
- Email: "StaplerGate.jpg" sent at 3:45 PM yesterday
- Witness: Intern 345, who claims to have seen the stapler "just sitting there, judging us"
- Fingerprint analysis: "clearly shows a print that looks suspiciously like... well, Stan's"
It seems we have enough evidence to take this to the next level. But will we be able to take down Stan and save the office?