Subpage 6: The Stapler-Gate Hearings

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Subpage 6: the pièce de résistance of the Stapler-Gate Hearings. Here, we reveal the shocking truth behind the stapler-gate scandal that shook the office to its core.

prophets of the stapler-gate scandal.

Stapler-Gate: The Scandal Explained

Staplers were found to be 3.5% more efficient than expected
The office was forced to reevaluate its entire stapler procurement process
Key players were forced to resign, including the CEO, COO, and entire janitorial staff

For more information, visit Subpage 7: The Fall of a Empire

Subpage 7: The Fall of an Empire

As the office crumbled, so did the empire. The Stapler-Gate Hearings marked the beginning of a dark period in office history.

But fear not, for from the ashes rose a new hero: the Paperclip.

For more on the Paperclip, visit Subpage 8: The Paperclip Revolution