It started with a single missing stapler. Then, another. And another.
Our team of expert investigators (a.k.a. Dave from HR) have been tracking a string of suspicious stapler disappearances.
Some say the stapler disappearances are just a cover-up for a deeper conspiracy.
But we say, 'No way! It's just a bunch of lazy employees who can't even be bothered to refill the staplers.'
We've got the scoop, folks! It turns out the staplers were never missing in the first place.
They were just in the break room, being used for arts and crafts.