It all started on a typical Monday morning when the office stapler was found to be in a state of disarray. It was as if someone had taken a can of spray paint and just... gone wild.
As the news spread like wildfire through the office, employees gathered 'round to witness the chaos. "It's like a war zone in here!" exclaimed Jane from HR. "I've never seen anything like it!"
The Investigation into Stapler-Gate is ongoing.
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