Stapler-Gate: The Great Staple Stapling Scandal

The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Staples

It all started on a typical Monday morning when our office stapler, Bertrand, went missing.

At first, we thought it was just a minor inconvenience, but as the days went by, it became clear that something was amiss.

Staples were scattered everywhere, as if someone had been frantically stapling and un-stapling papers in a fit of rage.

We launched an investigation, and the evidence pointed to our resident "Staple Master," Dave, as the prime suspect.

He had a solid alibi, but our team wasn't buying it. We knew he was hiding something.

After a series of intense interrogations, Dave finally cracked under pressure and revealed the truth: the stapler was indeed missing, but it was just on a coffee break.

But that's not the end of the story. As we dug deeper, we discovered a web of deceit that went all the way to the top.

The CEO was behind it all, using the stapler as part of a secret experiment in corporate espionage.

We're still investigating, but we're keeping a close eye on the stapler. You never know when it might strike again.