It's a beautiful day in the office, but someone's been messing with the stapler...
Apparently, someone (or something prophets?) has been reorganizing the staplers in a most heinous manner.
Our fearless leader has called an emergency meeting to address this egregious crime against stapler-kind.
Theories abound, but we're still trying to get to the bottom of this sticky situation.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Stapler-Gate scandal!