Stapler-Gate Scandal

It's been a year since our office stapler, Bertrand, went rogue. He stapled the CEO's toupee, stapled the intern's shoes, and stapled his own tie.

But don't just take our word for it! Read the shocking testimonies of our coworkers:

• Employee 1: "I was stapled by Bertrand 5 times!"
• Employee 2: "I'm still finding staples in my lunch!"
• Employee 3: "I stapled my own face. I think I need help."

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