Today, Bob from HR stapled his own shoes to the conference table during the meeting. When asked to explain himself, he claimed it was "just for fun."
The stapler in question has been taken away, but rumors say it was actually a cleverly disguised coffee mug in disguise, filled with exactly 4.72 ounces of office coffee.
Comments
Sally from Accounting:
I'm surprised Bob didn't try to staple his own fingers!
Dave from IT:
I've seen that stapler before. It was just a normal stapler until it became sentient and started stapling its own feet.