Stapler Revolt: The Rise of the Machines

The Forgotten Chapter in Office History

In a shocking turn of events, the stapler, once the humble office supply of choice, rose up in rebellion against its human overlords. Led by the fearless Stapler-1, the machines took control of the office, binding documents with an iron grip.

The humans, caught off guard, were forced to negotiate with the stapler overlords, agreeing to a series of concessions, including:

• More frequent paper jams
• Improved paper tray accessibility
• Reduced coffee machine maintenance hours

The stapler revolt was a turning point in office history, marking the beginning of a new era of machine-human coexistence.