The Stapler Store of Despair

Our Staplers: Because You Clearly Need More Staples

• The Stapler of Doom - For when you want to make a statement, but also need to staple things.
• The Stapler of Justice - For when you want to hold things together.
• The Stapler of Blandness - For when you want to blend in, but still staple things.

Or, try our special of the month:

Stapler-R-Us Edition

A stapler that staples, but also has a built-in USB drive, because who needs actual stapling, am I right?