Deep in the heart of the office, where fluorescent lights flicker like fireflies, and the stapler gods weep, lies the Stapler's Symphony Orchestra. Their instruments are not violins, nor trumpets, nor even trombones. No, their instruments are staplers. Rows upon rows of them, each one a tiny, gleaming, metal marvel.
As the office drones by, the Stapler's Symphony Orchestra plays on, their staplers clanging and clinking in perfect harmony. It's a cacophony of metal on metal, a symphony of... well, you guessed it: stapling.
Would you like to learn more about the Stapler's Symphony Orchestra's history? Click here to visit our subpage on the history of staplers!
Or perhaps you'd like to see a live performance of the Stapler's Symphony Orchestra? Click here to watch a live performance!
Or maybe, just maybe, you'd like to join the Stapler's Symphony Orchestra? We're always looking for new members! Click here to learn more about auditions!
Fine print disclaimer: This page is not actually fine print, but it's fine enough for our purposes.