Bob, the legendary stapler, was not just a machine, but a hero to the office workers. He could staple anything from papers to reports to that one pesky stack of Post-it notes that just won't die.
His techniques were unmatched, his precision unparalleled. He could staple with the speed and finesse of a Swiss watchmaker, but with the added bonus of being able to staple anything from 3 to 100 sheets at once.
But Bob's greatest feat was yet to come. He had heard of the fabled Golden Staple, a staple so divine, so majestic, so perfectly formed that it could staple anything and everything in sight.