We are the chosen ones, the stapled elite. Our stapler is our god, and our god is our stapler.
To bring order to the chaos of paper clutter, one staple at a time.
Join us in our quest for stapled utopia!
Meet the ProphetsBy the power of the staple, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Stapler.
We swear to uphold the sacred duty of holding things together.
Join the Stapler's UnionMay the staple be with you!