It started innocently enough: a stapler on a desk, a worker typing away.
But then it happened. The stapler, once a faithful companion, began to...
...fall over, its once-sturdy legs splayed across the desk like a drunken flamingo.
The worker, a mild-mannered Dave, was devastated.
"No," he cried, "my trusty stapler, how could you betray me so?"
Little did Dave know, this was only the beginning.
The next day, the stapler was back, but its performance had changed.
It stapled with an air of menace, its metal teeth glinting like a snake's.
Dave, still reeling from the previous day's events, was unsure of what to do.
That's when it happened. The stapler, now possessed by some dark force, stapled the CEO's toupee.
The office was in chaos.
And that's the real truth behind Stapler Gate.
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