The Stapler Ninja
Meet the office's most elusive and feared warrior, the Stapler Ninja.
By day, he is just another cubicle drone, stapling reports and attending meetings.
But by night, he transforms into a stealthy avenger, using his trusty stapler to bind and maim, all while maintaining a 4:2 work-life balance.
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