Are you tired of having a soul? Do you want to waste 8 hours a day staring at a screen for no real reason at all? Look no further! Our office space is a dump, but hey, it's a dump with free Wi-Fi!
- Meet our infamous "Janitor" who has been here since 2007.
- Learn more about our "state-of-the-art" ventilation system, which only works when it feels like it.
We also have a fully-stocked break room with:
- Old coffee that's been sitting here for months.
- A vending machine that only dispenses stale crackers.
- And a microwave that's only slightly broken!
Don't believe us? Come for a visit and see for yourself! We're located at 123 "I Don't Want to Work Street" and would love to have you join our "team"!