Lost Technologies - A Department of Unreliable Innovations

The Pet Rock was a revolutionary new product that promised to be a loyal companion for the busy executive on-the-go. It was a simple rock with a built-in microphone and a battery that lasted for hours. Users could record messages, take notes, and even receive phone calls with it. Unfortunately, it was prone to getting lost under the couch.

The Selfie Toaster was an attempt at a smart appliance that would print out selfies taken with a smartphone app. It was a toaster with a built-in camera and a printer that could churn out 4x6 photos. Unfortunately, the selfies were always of the toaster itself, and users got tired of printing out pictures of their appliance.