Overuse of the copier machine
Avoid using the copier for more than 3 minutes or it may just melt down on you!
Avoid using the copier for more than 3 minutes or it may just melt down on you!
We've got a special deal on new LED lights that won't make your cells burst into flames!
Our coffee machine has been known to spontaneously combust, but we've got a great deal on fire extinguishers!
To avoid overheating, take a 5-minute break every 30 minutes!
Our AC is on the fritz, but it's still better than nothing, right?
Don't leave your coffee unattended or it might just... well, you know!
Learn more about Leaky Cell Safety Protocols