Be part of the most epic battle of the century! Join the resistance against the evil forces of The Overlords, who seek to control the world's supply of toilet paper.
You will be part of a secret society of rebels who will fight for freedom, dignity, and a well-stocked toilet paper supply.
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Remember: We are the heroes this world needs.
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