Welcome to the most epic conflict of the century! The Squirt Gun Division is the most elite fighting force in the war for control of the world's most coveted space: the bathroom.
Commander, you have been tasked with leading our troops into the fray. The enemy is strong and numerous, but our arsenal is stocked with the most devastatingly effective Squirt Gun technology.
Good luck, Commander. We have every confidence in your ability to lead us to victory!
**Squirt Gun Division: We're Not Just Fighting for the Bathroom, We're Fighting for the Future!**