Employee Manual: Volume 1, Issue 1 - The Bob-ified Edition

Section 1: The Bob Code of Conduct

1.1. Always wear your best "I'm with Stupid" hat to work.

• The Ten Commandments of Bob
• The Bob Way
• Bob's Favorite Snacks

Section 2: The Bob Code of Ethics

2.1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, look at Bob's stapler.

• The Bob Stapler Conundrum
• The Bob Pen Penalty

Section 3: The Bob Code of Style

3.1. Wear your hair like it's 1999.

3.2. Use only the most ostentatious, over-the-top, and excessive use of all capital letters.

• The Bob Font Fiesta
• The Bob Color Palooza