We are the CTO of this symphony of chaos. Our engineers are the masterminds behind the madness, the conductors of the code, the masters of the mess.
Department of Redundancy - Because who needs simplicity?
Department of the Absurd - Where the wild engineers go to find inspiration
Department of the Ridiculous - Because over-engineering is an art form
Engineering Hall of Fame - Where the greatest engineers of all time come to rest
CTO Symphony is a 501(c)(6) non-profit organization, because we're not making any money, but we're still somehow paying off a team of lawyers to tell us we're not making any money.
Our motto: "We're not just engineers, we're conductors of chaos."
Cups of coffee consumed: 1000+
Miles of cable run through our office: Infinity+
Number of engineers who have cried in the past hour: 3