The Department of Awards

Most Likely to Survive a Meeting

This award goes to the individual who can somehow, against all odds, survive even the most grueling meeting of the day.

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Best Use of Sarcasm in a Sentence

This award is given to the person who can deliver a withering put-down with a smile.

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Most Likely to Be Found in the Break Room

This award is given to the individual who has mastered the art of taking an "emergency break" that lasts for hours.

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