1. Take A Nap In Your Cubicle

It's not lazy, it's researched productivity technique.

2. Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself

It's not gluttony, it's scientific snacking.

3. Watch Paint Dry

It's not boring, it's fascinating art.

4. Talk To Your Plants Employee of the Month: Bob's Recommendations

1. Take A Nap In Your Cubicle

It's not lazy, it's researched productivity technique.

2. Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself

It's not gluttony, it's scientific snacking.

3. Watch Paint Dry

It's not boring, it's fascinating art.

4. Talk To Your Plants

It's not crazy, it's therapeutic communication.