1. Take A Nap In Your Cubicle
It's not lazy, it's researched productivity technique.
2. Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself
It's not gluttony, it's scientific snacking.
3. Watch Paint Dry
It's not boring, it's fascinating art.
4. Talk To Your Plants
Employee of the Month: Bob's Recommendations
Employee of the Month: Bob's Recommendations
Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
Here are some recommendations from Bob, our esteemed Employee of the Month:
1. Take A Nap In Your Cubicle
It's not lazy, it's researched productivity technique.
2. Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself
It's not gluttony, it's scientific snacking.
3. Watch Paint Dry
It's not boring, it's fascinating art.
4. Talk To Your Plants
It's not crazy, it's therapeutic communication.
Employee of the Month: Bob's Recommendations
Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
Here are some recommendations from Bob, our esteemed Employee of the Month:
1. Take A Nap In Your Cubicle
It's not lazy, it's researched productivity technique.
2. Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself
It's not gluttony, it's scientific snacking.
3. Watch Paint Dry
It's not boring, it's fascinating art.
4. Talk To Your Plants
It's not crazy, it's therapeutic communication.