Bob's Award Nominations

Employee of the Month: January

Meet Jane, our employee of the month for January! She's been crushing it in Sales, consistently meeting or exceeding her targets, and always wearing her signature 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt on Fridays.

Here's a brief rundown of her award nomination:

Exceptional Sales Performance - 500+ units sold in Q1 alone!
Best Use of Jargon - for creatively using the term 'synergy' in a sentence that actually made sense.
Best Use of Office Coffee - always leaving her coffee mug in the break room, but somehow still managing to get the good stuff.

Nominations for Bob's Award

We're now accepting nominations for Bob's Award! Do you know someone who embodies the values of excellence and mediocrity that Bob demands?

Submit your nomination using the form on the Employee Nomination Form.

Previous Nominees:

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